Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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