Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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