You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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