he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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