Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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