i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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