carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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