I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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