I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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