these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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