My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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