why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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