my sisters under your porch take her home
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize