No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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