whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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