I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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