You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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