My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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