STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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