hell yes lets make some ravioli
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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