You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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