All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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