I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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