shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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