I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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