I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
sick fucks of a feather flock together
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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