Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
accomplished twins. life is a go
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
i think my cat just said my name.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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