Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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