No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
jump out the window naked night went bad
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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