4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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