she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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