I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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