I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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