theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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