After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You took a bar mat shot.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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