I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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