Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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