I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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