If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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