Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you didnt know i had herpes?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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