The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
should my penis look like a turkey
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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