woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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