I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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