i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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