He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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