there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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