were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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