sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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