Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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