Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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